realizing you were alive before some of your friends even existed
*president voice* 1 2 3 4 i declare a nuclear war
mascara packaging can get really intense???
it’s always like: MEGABLAST ULTRA LASH SUPER INTENSE BLACKEST BLACK WITH OUT BRAND NEW FORMULA ENGINEERED FROM REGENERATIVE DNA OF LIZARDS AND COMES WITH TOP SECRET ADVANCED WAND TECHNOLOGY DESIGNED BY NASA
ur a rockstar
josh i just found your tumblr and now i know the real reason you’ve been missing work, say bye to your promotion
HELEN NO. DON’T YOU REMEMBER THAT TIME I GOT YOU A HOT DOG?
(white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom
are you saying only females of the white race urinate
i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902
How old r u
*whispers* how long have you been 17
I know what you are
Say it.Say it out loud.
WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS POST.
my worst fear is looking bad in a photo with a celebrity