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Posted at 12:43 am on a Wednesday

*sweats nervously* Yes

homewreckingwhore:

realizing you were alive before some of your friends even existed
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tvspecial:

*president voice* 1 2 3 4 i declare a nuclear war

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hiphopfightsplaque:

mascara packaging can get really intense???

it’s always like: MEGABLAST ULTRA LASH SUPER INTENSE BLACKEST BLACK WITH OUT BRAND NEW FORMULA ENGINEERED FROM REGENERATIVE DNA OF LIZARDS AND COMES WITH TOP SECRET ADVANCED WAND TECHNOLOGY DESIGNED BY NASA

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thaibrator:

hey now 

ur a rockstar

get your

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joshpeckofficial:

helenthebossofficial:

josh i just found your tumblr and now i know the real reason you’ve been missing work, say bye to your promotion

HELEN NO. DON’T YOU REMEMBER THAT TIME I GOT YOU A HOT DOG?

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Posted at 1:58 pm on a Monday

angel-and-hunters:

smaugwithablog:

wwwgoodreads:

sqwhoretle:

turntechdestiel:

thepondseleven:

harry-p-ron-w:

amoying:

nasturbate:

marshtomping:

nasturbate:

(white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom

are you saying only females of the white race urinate

yes

i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902

How old r u

17

*whispers* how long have you been 17

I know what you are

Say it.Say it out loud.

WILDCATS

WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS POST.

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iwantabrickbybrick:

my worst fear is looking bad in a photo with a celebrity

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welcomebackalice:

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